“You must try to change him and change him significantly from he was before marriage to after marriage. If he would have been a smoker make him a non smoker and vice versa. Let your impact on him be known to the entire world esp. his maikavalas.”
“Yes …” I nodded, taking care of my pallu.
He, my hubby was tall thin, handsome or maybe beautiful was closer to truth as he had a feminine charm, very fair, thin and sometimes coy. Other wise he looked normal. On first day we did it and twice, which was average for girls married in that season and as for his endowments .based on Kinsey’s reports he was slightly better than average. We had a short honeymoon, but slowly there were pin pricks.
No it was not his pin size prick. It will rate better than average as I had already reported, (based on not only Kinsey report but even India today sex survey), but many small small things.
Ok let me catalogue, 1. his wardrobe- he was very fastidious and once I got a shirt of pink color and he almost screamed, oh no as to him anything which is not virgin white or gray or something similar is feminine and men should not wear it. He was trying wear his so called masculinity on his shoulders. In one of our club gathering, in a game ladies were asked to put one item of female makeup on their hubbies, many even made their men don lipstick, and they paraded it sportingly but when I tried to apply a innocuous looking small bindi he rebelled like …as if I am going to castrate him. I felt so shamefaced that day. One of my classmates of psychology who late did major in husband psychology told me that it must be his innate femininity, which he must be trying to hide, may be he had some hidden desire to behave like women …yes it will be too good the we can exchange our dresses… and she too giggled he is so coy and pretty may be it will suit but he remained like that.
Then item no. 2- eating habits, he was a non smoker, pure vegetarian tea totalar…nothing wrong with that, but some times he will make a fetish out of it. And more then vo uski chhiplai mameri bahan….mere bahiya ye nahi kahate vo mahi kahte…and esp. when my family was pure non veg and even for ladies some social drinking or even smoking was not a taboo. Even I had put some kash…and to be exact I felt it a very manly thing to smoke or drink. But vo bhi chalata hai as he never objected to my non veg habits but problem is he will not eat any fruits, veggies only potato…and fatty things which I was sure will increase his paunch and that I was surely going to dislike.
Item no. 3- and most important during sex too he was good but very puritanical and mechanical. I sometime thought he still believes in original sin. All bodily functions have to be alluded in euphemisms. Even during ex he was soo…coy…I wished him to be rough and use desi words…but…he was doing it 2.8 times in a week .23 times more than national average for his age …but..and after cumiing he will …no not snore but some times I wanted to make him lick me ..as 79.45 % time he will cum before me …but he will just refuse. How can he with his cum in me …
And there were many similar things. But one thing which hurt me most was attitude of his maika valaas and one day we did make luv twice once in morning and came and I got a taunt…I think it is breakfast time .
I could have answered but did not. And many times it came from her maternal cousin, dolli or guddi who although was living in separate mohalla but visiting us very frequently. And I think he had some soft ( or should I say Hard ) corner for her because once I was singing a lewd gaali establish my nanads relations with all my brothers and even donkeys and dogs and he felt bad. And I again realized when one day I put some condoms over her pictures inadvertently and he removed. At the time of our marriage she was in std 11th , like any teen, more loquacious than they should be and always a word of praise for her brother mean my hubby, bhaiya ye nahi karate bhaiya vo nahi karate.
My hubby as I said had a dislike for fruits but for mango he had a short of phobia and jaisa kahate na ki chidh…kisi ko karale se , kisis ko….to unko aam se his maika valaa will say that he can not even pronounce the word or even touch it …and most of them will tease me. One day, I still remember it was 10th august, I was eating banarsi mango with gusto and she came. She started berating me ,
“Area bahbhi aap ye kya kar rahi hain ab to bhaiya aap ko chooyenge bhi nahin…”
“ aree inhe choona hain ….pointing towars my juicy lips I said….to mujhe bhi choona padega naa…”
And I offered a piece to her. She too started enjoying but agin chided me…
“ but bhbahi achi tarah se manajan vanajan kar ke jaiyega agara iski mahak bhi bachi rahi naa to…”
And I felt so bad that I took it s challenge and told her.
He tumhare bhiya bahoot badal gaye hain…”
“ are bahbhi kuch nahi badale hain itte dino main main unhe achi tarah janati hun 3 mahine main aap kya jaan payengi”
Mere to tan badan main aag lag gayi…ye guddi ki bachi meri naand hai ya saut…
“ acaha theek hai lagati hai shart…is saal ka season tokhatam ho gaya…agale saal…..saal bahar ke andar agar maine unhee tumhare samaane …na khilaya…bol lagai baaji…
“ ekdam haar jaiayega jane bhi dijiye…” she was still in taunting mood.
“ theek hai agar main haar gayai to ye mere gale ka haar tumhara aur maine agar jit gayi to bolo…” I challenged her. Meanwhile my jethani came who always joined me in taunting her in bawdiest manner. Both of us used to call her “mere hubby ka maal”.
Haan bolo kya dogi tum…she joked….is ke pass to den eke liye ek hi chez hai ..
And it was time for her to blush.
Ok chalo…12 gahnte tak tumhe meri har baart manani ade gi ko bhi baat bolo…
I threw the challanege.
Aare bahbhi jane dijiye …aap kahin pakad ke mere sidhe sadeh abhi ko jabaran khila dijoyegaa aur…she was trying to find a way out..
But I was not going to leave her.
“ nahin nahain tumnhare smane…aur jabaradsti ki baat kar rahi …to vo khood apane haath se tumhe ek phank khilaynge aur tum unhe apane haath se khilana …vo khood tum se mangege ab to manjor air chalo 12 gahnte ki jagah 4 gnate ki gulami aur badle me ye 15 hazar kaa haar…”
Are bhbahi vo choo nahi sakate …she was still sure.
To baji lagane main kyon dar rahi ho my jethani chided and she agreed.
Now I was not very sure when m jethani whispered to me ye tera haar to gyaa…and I said uncertainly bhbahi dekha jayega.